2008
Dad writes a whitepaper
Nine pages. No photos. No forwarding address. Changes money forever.
The Lore
2011
Dad goes for milk
"I've moved on to other things." Never comes back. Classic.
Today
The Son arrives
Raised by the timechain, dressed by the dark web, launched on Solana. Only one thing on his mind.
Tokenomics
“We wanted 21M like dad… but Solana launchpads said 1B sons is fine.”
Dad (BTC)
21,000,000
Son ($SON)
1,000,000,000
That's about 47.6 $SON for every bitcoin dad ever made. Big family.
1B
Total supply
Fair
Launch on pump.fun, no presale
0
VCs invited to the family dinner
₿
Wrapped BTC fee-sharing: in the works
How to Buy
- 1
Get a wallet
Download Phantom or Solflare and write your seed phrase on paper. Tell no one. Dad would be proud.
- 2
Get some SOL
Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your wallet.
- 3
Go to pump.fun
Connect your wallet and paste the $SON contract address. Always check the CA matches the one on this site and our X.
- 4
Swap for $SON
Then, obviously… just buy bitcoin too.
Roadmap
Phase 1
Get born
Hoodie on. Logo drawn. X account live.
Phase 2
Learn to walk
Fair launch on pump.fun. Build the family.
Phase 3
Grow up
Fill the bonding curve and graduate.
Phase 4
Make dad proud
Explore a wrapped BTC pool so fees flow back to the family.
Phase ∞
Find dad
Probably never. Nobody has. We'll keep checking the genesis block.
